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Granny Face Ski Mask

Granny Face Ski Mask

$28.95
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check_circle Fleece-lined, wind-blocking warmth

check_circle Fits under any helmet & goggles

check_circle Hyper-real HD face — instant double-takes 

check_circle Machine-washable, stays sharp for seasons 

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"Wore it on my first day this season and couldn’t stop laughing at my own photos. Warm, soft and fits perfectly under my helmet."

Ashley K.
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3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Real Ski Mask

So detailed people do a double-take 

The face isn't a cheap iron-on. It's dye-sublimated straight into the fabric in full HD — pores, wrinkles, stray hairs and all. Seamless across the whole balaclava, so there's no weird print line breaking the illusion.

The double-take is the whole point. And because it's baked into the fabric, it survives every wash and every season.

 
 

Actually warm, not just funny

Fleece lining traps heat, the weave blocks wind, and the fabric wicks moisture so your goggles don't fog. It covers your neck too — no cold gap between mask and jacket on the ride up.

Thin 4-way stretch means it sits flat under a helmet and behind goggles without bunching. One size genuinely fits adult heads from small to XL.

Everything you'd want, plus a face

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    3 hyper-real faces

    Bandana Bertha, Pearl Penny & Rollers Rita.

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    Fleece-lined warmth

    Wind-blocking, breathable, no fogging.

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    One size fits all

    4-way stretch fits under any helmet & goggles.

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    30-day guarantee

    Fast shipping, easy returns.

      Meet the three faces 

    • Rollers Rita

      Hair still in rollers, tongue out. She didn’t have time to get ready.

    • Pearl Penny

      Fresh curls, rosy cheeks and her best pearls. She dressed up for the slopes.

    • Bandana Bertha

      A bandana, red lipstick and a gap-toothed grin. Grandma came to ride.

       Bought as a joke, kept as a mask

      • Funniest thing

        The face is so detailed that people look twice every time I take off my goggles. Quality is great for the price and it washes well. Already thinking about getting another one.

        Ryan F.

      • Fits really well

        I was worried it would be loose, but it fits snug and my goggles sit right on top. It doesn’t slide around when I’m riding and it breathes well, so I never felt stuffy.

        Jessica M. 

      • Exactly what I wanted

        The print looks just like the photos and the fabric is really soft. It fits under my helmet without any problems and kept my face warm all day on the mountain. Really happy with it.

        Sarah C.

         Everything you're wondering 

        Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so it sits flat under any ski helmet and behind any goggles without bunching.

        Very warm. It's fleece-lined and blocks wind, covering your head, face and neck. It's a real ski mask first, a joke second — plenty of people keep wearing it long after the laughs.

        Yes. The face is dye-sublimated into the fabric, not printed on top, so it won't crack or peel. Machine wash cold and it stays sharp for seasons.

        No. The fabric is breathable and moisture-wicking, so your breath vents instead of pushing up into your goggles.