3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
3 Faces To Choose From
One Size Fits All
Blocks Cold Wind
So realistic, people look twice
The face is printed into the fabric, not stuck on top. Every wrinkle and hair is sharp and detailed, and the print wraps around the whole mask with no seams.
Because the print is inside the fabric, it won’t crack, peel or fade — even after many washes.
No more cold wind in your face
The fleece lining keeps your face warm on cold mornings and fast rides. The fabric breathes, so it doesn’t get sweaty, and it covers your neck so no cold air gets in under your jacket.
The thin, stretchy material fits under any half-helmet without bunching. One size fits most adults.
Meet the three faces
Bought as a joke, kept as a mask
Everything you're wondering
Does it fit under a helmet?
Does it fit under a helmet?
Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so it sits flat under any half-helmet or open-face without bunching. It's built for riders who don't wear a full-face.
Is it actually warm, or just a gag?
Is it actually warm, or just a gag?
Very warm. It's fleece-lined and blocks wind, covering your face and neck — exactly what you want against cold-morning air on the bike. Real riding gear first, a joke second.
Can I wash it?
Can I wash it?
Yes. The face is dye-sublimated into the fabric, not printed on top, so it won't crack or peel. Machine wash cold and it stays sharp for seasons.
Will my goggles fog up?
Will my goggles fog up?
No. The fabric is breathable and moisture-wicking, so your breath vents instead of pushing up into your goggles.