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Grandpa Face Bicycle Mask

Grandpa Face Bicycle Mask

$28.95
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check_circle Keeps your face, ears and neck warm on cold rides 

check_circle Thin enough to fit under any bike helmet 

check_circle Breathable — no sweaty face on the climbs

check_circle Machine-washable, stays sharp for seasons 

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⚠️ Pre-order only: our last batch sold out in days. Produced in limited runs, ships within 2 weeks. Secure yours now before demand wipes this one out too.

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"Rode to work in it and half the bus waved at me. My face stayed warm the whole way, even at 50 °F."

Daren M.
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3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

3 Faces To Choose From

One Size Fits All

Warm On Winter Rides

Fits Under Bike Helmets

Looks so real people do a double-take 

The face isn't a cheap iron-on. It's dye-sublimated straight into the fabric in full HD — pores, wrinkles, stray hairs and all. Seamless across the whole balaclava, so there's no weird print line breaking the illusion.

The double-take is the whole point. And because it's baked into the fabric, it survives every wash and every season.

 
 

Warm and breathable, not just funny

On a bike, it always feels colder than the forecast says. The fleece lining keeps your face and ears warm, and it covers your neck so no cold air gets in under your jacket.

The fabric breathes, so your face doesn’t get wet on the climbs. It’s thin and stretchy, fits under any bike helmet and works with your glasses.

Everything you'd want, plus a face

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    3 hyper-real faces

    Grandpa Gordon, Mustache Manny & Gap-Tooth Gary.

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    Warm & breathable

    Blocks the wind without making you sweat.

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    One size fits all

    Thin, stretchy, one size fits most adults.

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    30-day guarantee

    Fast shipping, easy returns.

    Meet the riders  

    • Grandpa Gordon

      Wrinkles everywhere and a calm stare. Passes you on the climb without breathing hard.

    • Mustache Manny

      Grey moustache, serious face. Looks like he’s been out-riding everyone since 1975.

    • Gap-Tooth Gary

      Big gap-toothed grin. Looks like the happiest 60-year-old on two wheels.

       Bought as a joke, kept as a mask

      • Awsome mask

        I ride 12 km to work every day. Since I got Gap-Tooth Gary, people laugh and wave at me at every light. And my face isn’t frozen when I get there.

        Lukas B. 

      • Our whole group got one

        Took the buy 2 get 1 free deal for our Sunday ride. Three grandpas on road bikes — people were taking photos of us all morning.

        Anna K. 

      • Warm, but not sweaty

        I thought it would be too hot on the climbs, but it breathes well. Fits under my helmet with no problem, and Grandpa Gordon gets a lot of looks.

        Mike W.

         Everything you're wondering 

        Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so it sits flat under road, MTB and commuter helmets without bunching.

        Yes. The eye opening leaves room for cycling glasses or regular glasses, and the arms sit over the fabric.

        The fabric is breathable and wicks sweat, so it works on hard efforts too. It’s made for cold-weather riding — on mild days it may feel too warm.

        Yes. Machine wash cold. The face is printed into the fabric, so it won’t crack, peel or fade.